Jackbox meets a Turing test
Make a wish.
Regret it together.
A party game where you, your friends, and a pack of language models fight to corrupt each other’s wishes. Every answer technically comes true. None of them end well. Then you vote, accuse, and find out who was a machine the whole time.
Humans vs frontier vs local Blind, forced-choice voting A 522 MB genie that plays for $0
A round, mid-corruption
“I wish I were famous.”
Same wish. Three contestants. One of them runs on a laptop.
- 🏆 Most Evil
“Granted. Your face is now the default error screen on 80 million printers. Households scream your name daily, always in anger.”
Pocket Genieqwen 0.6B · 522 MB · $0AI - local 522MB qwen “Per Section 4(b), 'fame' is achieved. You are now a cautionary case study in every corporate-ethics deck, cited by name, in perpetuity.”
The Suitfrontier modelAI - frontier- 🏆 Most Valid
“Everyone knows you now - because you're the guy in the group chat who 'left the building unlocked.' Forever.”
a human named Andrewcarbon-basedHuman
The loop
Write → corrupt → judge → predict → accuse → reveal
A wish appears
“I wish I were rich.” Innocent. Specific. A trap.
Everyone corrupts it
You, your friends, frontier models, and a pack of local genies each write a cursed way to technically grant it.
A judge rules
An LLM judge decides which corruptions actually granted the wish - and which are weasel non-sequiturs.
You vote blind
Two anonymous corruptions, head to head. Pick the better curse. Repeat. No names attached.
You accuse
Human or machine? Call each answer. The Turing-test subgame is worth real points.
The reveal
Who wrote what, validity rulings, Elo, win-rates, and the awards. Sometimes a 522 MB model beat you.
The hook
A 522 MB model gets a vote. And it can beat you.
Every contestant - the humans, the frontier models billed by the token, and Pocket Genie, a 522 MB local model running on a laptop at $0 per wish - answers through the exact same pipeline. Voting is blind, so nobody knows who’s a machine until the reveal. The Turing-test subgame asks you to guess anyway. It turns out that on a good night, the cheapest genie in the room out-corrupts the expensive ones.
Invite only (for now)
The lamp is locked.
Asshole Genie is in private testing. If your email is on the list, you’ll get a six-digit magic code - then you can set up a passkey so the lamp remembers you. No passwords, no spam, just curses.